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- [Announcer] Lavish yourself in the luxuriousness of Mentality...
(Announcer starts rambling in French)
(record screeches to a halt)
Nope, we're not like that. If you want unique, we got that. If you want full palettes of amazing colors, we got that. If you want matte, holographic, stamping, color shifting, and more, we have all of that too.
Now, if you want standing on top of a stack of speakers screaming punk rock at the audience, we got a lot of that. We got that for days. Our Mentality is about standing up and facing the world. No one is perfect, and no one has to be. Just be the be best damned you ever. Be notorious.
(puts headphones on and goes outside for a skate)
Introducing: Adventure, Occasion, Holiday, Fortune, Promenade, Kismet, Journey, Exist, Happen, and Remember from the Earth Tone Holo collection. Set priced at $150 for all ten colors. Not available individually.