So, picture this. There I was, fresh from new battles with the zombiest of zombies. I head over to appreciate one of my friends on how beautiful she always is, when I run across this new zombie trying to nom on her leg or something foolish like that. You know, pale gray sunken kind of dead-eye haphazard hair dragging the good leg and stinking up the place zombie trying to eat her third snack between fourth and fifth meal when she's not chewing on a pair of zombie shoes. Well, I ain't one to let a zombie roam free and spread zombie influenza L178, so I pulled out my trusty zombie-fied Mentality-painted Nerf gun and it was foam dart city. They were flying and zooming and zinging and bonking and we were laughing and just having a good old time dinking the computer monitor with darts when the bright idea came over me to release a new collection.
Anyways, returning just momentarily from the world of satire, introducing the stamping-grade Dark Neon Matte Collection. This collection is perfect for those shades of colors for your manicure artwork that you simply cannot find anywhere else. Plus, they glow under black lights. And, they're that velvety matte lushness that you expect from Mentality. They're the perfect color for middle-finger-held-high no-one-asked-your-opinion kind of attitude for when you need the right polish to accurately express just how much joy zombie hunting brings to your life. It's like I've found my calling. Zombies, I'm coming for you.
The Dark Neon Matte Collection are: Smilegasm, Giggles, Snickers, Nyuk, Snortles, LOLZ, Jaja, CTFU, Fall Out, ROFLMAO, Die Laughing.
And to celebrate the release of the Dark Matte Collection and successfully clearing another round of zombies, we're giving away a bottle of Dark Purple Neon Matte ROFLMAO every day for the next week. Stand up for yourself and refuse to let the zombies rule the world!